Life Spoilers

Children - more specifically, one's own offspring.
Jeez. I'd be driving a Porsche 911 now if we didn't have the Life Spoilers.
by Tegsy July 07, 2009
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Anti-Spoiler

When you find out a critical plot element from a movie/game/book, and it only makes you want to see it more, instead of "spoiling" it.
There's a main character switch in Metal Gear Solid 2, two hours in!? now i'm interested. thanks for the anti-spoiler
by young enigma July 24, 2009
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spoiler slut

Someone who spoils the book or movie for you. They will find out the endings of things just to spoil them and to piss you off.
OMG! Marilyn is a spoiler slut.
by mcnuggetdestroyer January 04, 2018
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Spoiler Queen

A female that frequently spoils books, movies, tv shows, and news without concern or regard for others. They will often do so in person or through social media.
My sister is a spoiler queen. I can’t watch anything without her blabbing the ending.

I heard from the spoiler queen that you’re pregnant.

The spoiler queen told me about the surprise party.
by I_caveman August 22, 2019
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spoiler waiver

What you say to allow your friends to spoil. Typically before a question.

Abbr. SW.

Note that this is only in effect temporarily. It is encouraged to define a standard this time period within a friendship. E.g. only one answer to a question.
Mr. Robot season 1 spoiler alert below:

You: Spoiler waiver: What is the deal with Mr. Robot?!
Friend: He's a figment of Elliots imagination

Opposed to
You: What is the deal with Mr. Robot?!
Friend: IDK?
by unguis November 01, 2017
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Spoiler Baiting

When someone says intriguing and specific things about a show/movie/book that makes you want to search it up and spoil it for yourself.
Person 1: “damn I really like this character”

Person 2: “ooo yeh someone really bad happens to them in the next season, good luck liking him!”

Person 1: *searches it because person 2 was spoiler baiting them*
by EsorRemmus April 30, 2020
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Spoiler Police

People who go to desperate measures to avoid spoilers. Even if its a game/show/movie they already seen, they go insane when they see one tiny spoiler.
Gamer A: Did you hear about (game)?
Gamer B: Yeah, (character) dies, its sad.
Spoiler Police: SHUT UP! NO SPOILERS IN HERE!
by SaturnStorm November 08, 2020
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