splitting dark oak

The act of having sex with a black chick.

man I was splitting dark oak last night!

by george January 20, 2005

Spliffing

A mixture between spiffing and spliff.
Something that gives the same effect of having smoked a spliff. Also referring to a person who is smoking a spliff, they are said to be spliffing (smoking a spliff).

Where's John?
Oh, he's spliffing in the alley.

Woah, that rollercoaster was spliffing!

by MissTerious September 28, 2009

sparking spot

any place chosen to park a vehicle briefly in order to spark up an illicit drug.

we cant park in back because thats where the kids hang. the father parks next to the statue so thats out. so getting a sparking spot behind the bus is critical because if not we have to burn down before we go. that adds drive time and i can barely stretch my buzz to make it through the sermon as it is man! not to mention sunday school!

by BILLicitlY ilLEgAL February 11, 2009

Splitting Whiskers

Female urination.

Excuse me, I have to go split whiskers.

by Martina January 3, 2003

[splacking]

verb getting "some" (some meaning sex)

Yo did you hear?
hear wat?
That i was splacking the buns!

by jazzyyefffbaybehh July 7, 2008

splitting meatloaf

When a girl decides to excrete her feces while wearing a thong, creating an image similar to meatloaf being split while being passed through a thin string.

Wow Elysia got too drunk the other night and splitting meatloaf all over the floor.

by Scooberto May 29, 2019

slurking

Lurking while not doing anything in particular, or of use. Particularly applies to late nights, when thought is difficult.

Ted: Hey Mike, what're you doing up at 3 AM?
Mike: Slurking.
Ted: Oh. So you're like ... browsing 4chan?
Mike: Nah. Just slurking.

by Naz M. April 17, 2010