When you take a shit and the first log feels like a cheese grater or nails scraping against the insides of your asshole while it's coming out. All you can do is wait through the pain and misery.
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It’s linked to a visual concept of shredding a single bank note and trying to pay with the individual parts in different places, with the assumption that each part of the note still holds the same value. It is also linked to the imagery of hair with split ends.
(it is worth noting that bank notes can't be used when heavily damaged and cash is starting to become obsolette, this may be linked with it's origin. The term is best used in context.)
It’s linked to a visual concept of shredding a single bank note and trying to pay with the individual parts in different places, with the assumption that each part of the note still holds the same value. It is also linked to the imagery of hair with split ends.
(it is worth noting that bank notes can't be used when heavily damaged and cash is starting to become obsolette, this may be linked with it's origin. The term is best used in context.)
Example:
Person 1: puts hands in pockets and raises shoulders forward I can't go out for dinner or meet up for drinks because I can't afford it.
Person 2: Thats a shame, if you have money splitting at the moment you can pay me back if you still want to come out tonight.
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She found her money splitting and decided to cut back her weekly groceries and extra travelling expenses.
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Because of money splitting they had to rearrange their budget plan so they could afford the rise in heating.
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Troy: I've seen my money splitting and need to watch what I'm spending my money on...
David: Get those trainers bro, c'mon
Person 1: puts hands in pockets and raises shoulders forward I can't go out for dinner or meet up for drinks because I can't afford it.
Person 2: Thats a shame, if you have money splitting at the moment you can pay me back if you still want to come out tonight.
or
She found her money splitting and decided to cut back her weekly groceries and extra travelling expenses.
or
Because of money splitting they had to rearrange their budget plan so they could afford the rise in heating.
or
Troy: I've seen my money splitting and need to watch what I'm spending my money on...
David: Get those trainers bro, c'mon
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While dressed like cpt. Cave man When you an your partner are having a sex on a bar stool and you thrust so hard that the force splits the chair.
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Get the Captain chair splitting mug.(verb) a superstition primarily in the african american community, when members of a party encounter an object (such as a pole) and some members of set party walk on one side of the object (pole) and others walk on the other, engaging in such an activity is improper and bad luck.
Don't be splittin' poles.
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preppy guy - "Lets try splitting up so we can cover more ground."
Scooby - "Reah, rets rind rhe ritchen!"
Scooby - "Reah, rets rind rhe ritchen!"
by ripper44872 June 1, 2006
Get the splitting up mug.When one's partner squeezes out a turd while one is actively engaged in anal intercourse so that one's penis happens to divide said turd much in the same way that one splits a log of wood.
by LandfillSaloon August 2, 2016
Get the Log splitting mug.When a man is about to urinate, and a hair or lint is resting on the opening to the urethra. This causes the sream of urine to split off in 2 seperate directions and, if not at a urinal, all over the bathroom. This will be to the much displeasure to the wife/girlfriend/other family member.
I had to take a huge piss this morning, but i had a splitting hair and hosed the entire toilet. The wife made me scrub the whole bathroom for 3 hours.
by ThePisssMaster October 28, 2009
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