rock spider

A term used to refer to a paedophile. In common usage within correctional facilities. Derived from the analogy that a paedophile, like a rock spider, is always getting into little cracks. Crass and vulgar, I know, but there it is.

"That fucking rock spider had it coming!" (When used as a defence to a charge of murder, where the deceased was a paedophile.)

by Apathetic Care Bear January 29, 2005

Shiver me Niggaballs

when a nigga that is skinny af threatens to throw hands, but u bench 225 at the least

Chaquavious: Come here nigga, lets run up the ones
Me: Oh Oh, Shiver me Niggaballs

by FatNigga420 February 18, 2022

idiot shivers

being embarrassed for someone else, either on TV or in person, when they do something really stupid.

"Last night on ANTM when Cecila acted like an asshat in front of Tyra I got the idiot shivers so bad I had to change the channel!"

by pennylane1208 March 26, 2009

Spider Bitch

A Karen who crawls on the walls in search of the manger with her bitch senses.

Yo look! It’s a Spider Bitch!!! I’ve only seen them in movies!!
Get the spray it’s a spider bitch

by Baron The Great October 27, 2020

bog spider

A male (usually drunk), who waits outside the Ladies toilets at bars and night clubs, ready to initiate a conversation with any member of the female sex. Of course, the hope (and expectation for confident bog spiders is that this conversation will turn into much more than a simple meet and greet).

An experienced bog spider will only strike when the lady is on her way out of the toilet, thus avoiding an uncomfortable situation when a lady is on her way in to attend to business.

The Bog spider reasons that this is where he will find the highest concentration of ladies and the lowest concentration of any competition. It is purely a numbers game for these astute bog spiders.

Bog Spiders are also known to get it on with particularly ugly girls because

a) they can get away with it as the chances of being seen by your mates is slim. Only other bog spiders may notice and won't break the code.
b)let's be honest - the girls who respond to the bog spider's tactics are not normally the cream of the crop.

When you are good mates with a known bog spider, you may be able to refer to him as Boggy.

Rakey is a bog spider.

The toilets at Shepards Bush Walkabout are a Bog Spiders paradise.

Boggy

by FormerChairman February 14, 2008

horseshit and slivers

Antiquated term, used to refer to the supposed ingredients of a poor grade of rolling tobacco, such as Bull Durham. Also may be used a comeback when someone asks what's for dinner.

I swear, that bag of tobacco was naught but horseshit and slivers.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

spider karma

The theory that how you treat spiders affects how they treat you.

Jane: OMG I have so many spiders in my house these days. This morning I woke up with one in my hair and then a massive hairy one dropped into my cereal. I have to move.
Lesley: You must have bad spider karma. What did you do?
Jane: Umm... I used to use hairspray and a lighter on them. I didn't know any better.
Lesley: Harsh. You deserve it.

by spideykiller August 20, 2009