Spidey Dick

A very veiny red dick that shoots sticky-web like cum

Brittani: "Hey, nick looks pretty hot, he might get it tonight!"
Megan: "EEWWW! I hit dat last night, he got a spidey dick!!

by pussytoast69 August 2, 2011

Spidey soy

A male furry that worships Obama. He has a naughty slonca and is known to bust a nut to shirtless men and gets turned on by underwear models

That guy is such a spidey soy. Like he is always watching change in the locker room.

by Jimmy Thicc October 23, 2018

Spidey

Half spider.Half monkey. Very talented and good looking.

I love spidey

by Banree September 30, 2018

Rock Spidey

Rock Spidey (White Ryan) /thought to be extinct/ Native to the Southern regions of the great continent of Africa. Often colloquially known by locals as a "Shemale Cock Sucker". Legend has it that it disappeared in a blizzard of ice clouds. Its diet most commonly included shemale cock and amphetamines.

The White Ryan used its superior"Rock Spidey" senses in the urban jungle.

by Pseu Do Nym December 19, 2022

No Spideys

When one is at such a low point that they feel the need to jump off blue steel bridge with no spideys

when coach tells you to hang up the cleats junior year your only option is jumping off blue steel no spideys

by dfjkslgh siyudgfh as78dg May 28, 2022

Spidey

Means to go crazy and get hyped

I’m feeling spidey tonight.

by Sawyer d January 28, 2022

spidey joint

a spider metaphor: joint rolled perfectly tight with precise caution(typically rolled by perfectionistic stoners).

"why is this joint so amazing?'' ....

''it's a spidey joint''

by kariwav December 14, 2024