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Slimey Peter Parker( Spiderman )

The act of Jizzing on your partners face, in the shape of a spiderweb.
Michelle loved the Slimey Peter Parker( Spiderman ) I gave last night!
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the reverse Spiderman

When a woman jerks a guy off and catches his ejaculate in her hand and yells Spiderman as she flings it back on him in the Spiderman fashion.
" man Shelley got me with the reverse Spiderman last night and covered me in my own spunk"
by funny-gal November 11, 2012
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Spidermanned

A term used in the 3rd Person Shooter, Gears of War.

A "Spiderman" is the act of getting a headshot on your opponent while they are in the last 2/3 of their roll, making it appear as if your opponent is doing a headstand.

Mostly done with the Sniper, but also uncommonly can be done with a Shotgun and a Pistol.
In GoW2, Torque Bow is capable of this headshot as well.

Origin is not known but many speculate that it was coined "Spiderman" because the actual character, Spiderman, hangs upside down when suspended from a web.
BLaacKeN: Dude this homo wallbounces and dives like he has an STD.
I cant believe he actu- OMFG!! GET FUCKING SPIDERMANNED, KID!!
HAHAHAHA!
He wont be diving anyyyymore.

trevasco: Haha, That's 3 times this game for that kid.
I'd quit right NOW.
by BLaacKeN March 9, 2010
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Spiderman sex

Whilst wanking furiously you begin to shout out loudly oh my god over and over again, this will undoubtedly wake up your missus. As soon as she sits bolt upright you cum into your wanking hand, then you flick your wrist towards her shouting go web go. Hopefully the love juice will hit her in the eyes. Thus emulating the greatest super hero of all time, Spiderman.
The wife fell asleep early last night so we had Spiderman sex again.
by theawesomewizard April 24, 2012
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Australian Spiderman

The act of taking the ring and middle finger, inserting them inside a woman's vagina, and beckoning the way Spiderman does while flinging webs in the movie.
Jason: "Aryam wouldn't let me inside until I gave the Australian Spiderman. That had her yelping like a bitch in heat!"
by Mr. Magnum January 1, 2009
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spiderman monkeyface

when a girl is sucking you off you pull out and blow your load in your hand, and with the other hand you grab a bunch of your own pubic hair.. then you proceed to fire the jism like spider man in her face followed immediatley by a handfull of pubes. she will have a monkey face!
Jim gave Rosie a spiderman monkeyface last night!!
by Tomgerardod October 5, 2008
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Spidermonkey

An adjective or verb synonymous with stealthiness, nimbleness, quickness, sneakiness, bendy, and/or talented when it comes to climbing things. A person with a lot of this acts very similar to a spidermonkey, in a good way.

Also can be said as spidermonkied, spidermonkey-like, or spidermonkeying.
As a Verb

"Did you guys see Saw? Yeah, I almost crapped my pants when Jigsaw spidermonkied up on that guy with the camera!"


As an Adjective

Guy #1: Hey man. How did things go with that circus chick you took home last night?

Guy #2: Actually it was pretty awesome. She was so spidermonkey- I almost passed out trying to keep up with her.


In the Workplace

(At McDonald's)
Boss: A kid dropped their shoe behind the Play Place, so I'm gonna need one of you to spidermonkey back there and retrieve it.
by Tiger02 February 23, 2009
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