Saddle Batter

The warm, thick, wet substance that forms along the saddle, or taint, during physical activity - particularly bike riding.

After that 60-mile bike ride through Borneo, I had some major saddle batter souping up.

by Ruge July 6, 2009

Saddlebagger

A saddlebagger is someone who strategically drapes their testicles over another's nose so that one testicle resides on either side of the nose. The nose can be substituted for any other slender body part or object. Commonly used to insult another's character.

"Henry you fucking Saddlebagger"

by Aeddonger February 14, 2017

spuddlegruncher

The beginning of a massive headache when one realizes he’s started a sophisticated linguistic debate with an insufferable pedant who refuses to accept that linguistics goes beyond basic grammar the person learned in elementary school.

The guy insisted “anyways” isn’t a word and I realized I was developing a spuddlegruncher.

by yo yo g January 13, 2020

Saddley

Someone who looks similar to vector from despicable me. Or doing an anti social neeky activity.

Arthur’s acting a bit saddley i cannot lie.

by gwionw06 June 18, 2023

furry saddle

noun- the act of a female squatting and riding on a bearded man's face

Oh baby, that furry saddle feels like carpet.

by Chili Hole December 25, 2010

Cunt Saddle

The small area between your eyes and your chin, which can be utilized for oral sex.

As my partner started to speak, while I was riding his face, I said "shut your cunt saddle and get to work".

by honey7777 December 18, 2017

Pink Saddle

When your hitting it from behind and you don’t have a solid hand grip so you grab her long, pink, luscious armpit hair and proceed to ride.

Ben: “Yo how was last night with Kristan?”
Porter: “I was hitting it from behind but I lost grip so I had to pink saddle her.”
Ben: “Poggers dude.”
Porter: “Epic Victory Royale”

by Lilboner March 4, 2021