Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about 

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

pop a tre in someone's eye

To shoot a three point shot (in basketball) while the defender is up close and unable to block.

"Hey did you see Paulino pop a tre in someone's eye last Thursday with zero on the clock? Yea, Texas won 74-71. It was tiiiight..."

pop a tre in someone's eye by Randall Pinkfloyd July 24, 2008

Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III

a man who has many names and is the ultimate insult.

man, you are being such a fucking Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III. i cant believe you.

Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III by Tyronelexbengie May 29, 2019

sip someone's coffee 

Stick a straw in a butthole and suck the diarrhea out

Dude I just sip someone's coffee and it was quite delicious.

sip someone's coffee by Bill Pat November 11, 2013

eating someone's doritos 

To eat someone's Doritos is to make out with them, preferably directly after they have eaten Doritos. This includes the stinky Dorito breath and orange teeth. It is the equivalent of backwash, but with cheddar cheese tortilla chips. Eating ass may be more tolerable.

Girl 1: Ohmigod there's that guy you think is so hot.
Girl 2: Hnnnng, I'd love to eat his Doritos.
Girl 1: Ew, what does that mean?
Girl 2: Eating someone's Doritos means to make out with them even with their stinky Dorito breath and nasty teeth. I'd make out with him whenever and wherever, even if he had just eaten an entire party size bag of Doritos.

eating someone's doritos by kiraskywalker July 8, 2016

Carve someone’s Turkey 

To bring someone to orgasm only using a sex toy.

That’s Jim there, he will carve someone’s turkey and won’t even ask you carve his even though that’s just common courtesy.

Carve someone’s Turkey by ~-K-~ December 4, 2021

make someone's blood boil 

Make people see red (Make people angry).

Thomas made my blood boil because he broke Jonathan's video game.
If you touch other people's belongings, you will make someone's blood boil.

make someone's blood boil by JJR2012 May 14, 2022