Banging the drum softly

Banging the drum softly, or ear-fucking, is the act of penetrative intercourse in or around a man or woman's ear canal using ear wax as a natural lubricant. During the act, the tip of the penis rubs against the eardrum (hence the name), creating an intense pleasurable feeling in the head of the penis for the giver, and a pulsing and/or ringing sound in the ear of the taker.

"Sorry I didn't pick up the phone, mom. Mike was banging the drum softly and I could barely hear anything!"

by Adams Posa February 22, 2008

Softeners

Saggy tits that are so soft and have lost all perkiness

So you hooked up with Jessica last night... Were her tits sweet little handfuls or old lady softeners?

by Joe876543 August 29, 2013

Softserve

Hooking up with a female for an excess of 25 minutes and failing to acheive a full erection.

Bro #1: Dude did you hook up with Polly last night?
Bro #2: Nah man...i pulled a Softserve and left awkwardly.

by SangiPlaysTennis June 12, 2016

Smashing Softies

A competition between two guys who are standing, have their pants down, and their penis' touching. The first one to get an erection loses.

I'm the king of smashing softies.
You think that, but no one really wins at that game.

by nedryerson November 9, 2010

softie

1. A spongebob like person who is soft and a momma's boy

2. Sensitive person who gets butthurt/ sad easily

1. Josh is such a softie, all he does is talk but won't do anything

2. Bobby is butthurt again he can't take a joke, what a softie.

by jumpboy23 November 21, 2015

tooth-softening

adj. When you see something utterly disgusting that gives you the awful gross feeling that makes your teeth soft, that thing is tooth-softening.

Science teacher: "And just look at that wonderful rotting pig heart!"
Annie (to Sophie): "That's so gross..."
Sophie: "Not just gross. It's tooth-softening."

by FenwayFoulke May 3, 2007

softlips

addicting heroine chapstick, only used by coral, jordyn, and captin planet

wanna somea softlips?

by jordyncoral July 1, 2008