snatched my weave

A phrase used to describe being astoundingly impressed

Holy shit! Did you see their dance choreography? Parris Goebel just totally snatched my weave

by Cocomon March 4, 2016

Snatch It

To hire the female candidate to meet a diversity target.

Alex: Hey how did the interviews go today?
Dave: Great, I think I’m going to snatch it and hire the chick.

by ShadeHunter February 22, 2021

snatch sniffer

A male who ditches his friends to smell the snatch of a female on a continual basis. Can also be known as a bitch

you are a fucking snatch sniffer, or what is mike up to? oh he is snatch sniffing again.

by Kuges June 28, 2006

snatch bagget

It's what you call your wife out loud instead of calling her a "bitch" or a "cunt"

Used to avoid the aftermath of calling her either a "bitch" or a "cunt"

The sounds of these words provide the same emotional satisfaction for the user without without the fallout vomiting out of that snatch bagget's mouth.

Used towards someone you love although they may not be perfect all the time.

Can you please for the love of god eat a cheese burger. Your constant drinking of kale, cucumber, ginger, apple garlic parsly smoothies are making you act like a total snatch bagget. They also make you fart.

by emobear666 November 2, 2015

Pork Scotch's Cone

A cone wrongly stolen by Pork Scotch that he once used to keep a space for his small white van outside his house while he went out in it because he thinks he is important because he's a security guard (EVEN more important than Shit Stained Schumachers you know). Because he had no right to do it, I moved it so that a car would park there. When he got back the look of shock on the ugly bastards face was phenomenal when he saw that a car had parked there. With a usual grumpy look on his face, he moved it onto the front of the house. He works from 6pm to 6am so at 10 we put it in a bin bag and took it onto another road an left it on the back of a Maltby lorry. In the morning, he was looking all over the place for his beloved cone with a mad look of disbelief. Looks like he'll never see his cone again. Poor Porky!

SWYTHEERBRIDGE: Whats that orange thing on the back of the Maltby lorry?

MONK AND DAD: That's Pork Scotch's Cone.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 4, 2009

snatch gasket

A pantie liner or pad.

No Hon, I'm not going to the store to buy you snatch gaskets!

by licupssy December 24, 2008

Scotch Bagging

The act of dipping one's balls into two hollowed-out scotch eggs for sexual pleasure.

I was scotch bagging last night, when my Mum walked in on me. It was like American Pie, but with scotch eggs.

by Invisible Kid December 27, 2004