Snookied

The past tense of the act of a woman getting banged in the face for either talking shit or being disrespectful.

Bitch, you better quiet down before you get snookied.

by rkeezy January 23, 2010

snooki

1. A guidette oompaloompa named nicole, made famous from mtv's Jersey Shore. She was made most famous when she was clocked in the face by a juiced up guido on TV.

2. A derogatory term for a fat guidette.

3. When a man punches a woman in the face, usually after consuming many rounds of shots

1. I was watching Jersey Shore last night, Snooki was hilarious! She deep throated a pickle and then passed out.

2. (about a fat guidette) Dude she's gross, what a Snooki....

3. That punch was a cheap snooki, only assholes punch women.

by i'mthebombliketicktick January 1, 2010

Snooki

a steaming, worthless pile of shit

Dude, I got ripped last night and ate a whole crave case from White Castle; you shoulda seen the Snooki I pinched off this morning.

by craigerzz7 December 20, 2010

snookied

1. to punch a girl in the face, preferably an italian one.

that girl just got snookied?
did she loose any teeth?

by jim jum December 18, 2009

Snooki

Oompa loompa in the making.

Who's real name is:Nicole Polizzi.xD

She was subsequently parodied in the South Park episode "It's a Jersey Thing", and is frequently caricatured on Saturday Night Live by actor Bobby Moynihan.

On September 30, 2010, it was announced that Polizzi would be writing a book entitled 'A Shore Thing'. It was released in January 2011 and describes her search for love on the boardwalk.

Did you SEE that Snooki?She looks so orange.o_o

by BingbongBOOM March 14, 2011

Snooki

Synonomous with drunken idiot

Did you see how much booze she had? what a snooki.

by Keenanator May 23, 2012

Snooki

1) To Falcon Punch a hobbit/midget/halfling square in the chompers.

Went to the bar last night and Snooki got Snooki'd!!!

by Hyperaktivemind July 27, 2010