Shit Smoothie

Ass piss, aka diarrhoea.

Dayum after that shit smoothie, my ass is on fire!

by earith May 10, 2014

velvet smoothie

When a girl with no teeth gives you head

I knew I was in for velvet smoothie when she took her teeth out

by Fortuna November 19, 2015

Pineapple Smoothie

The sexual act of a man cumming into pineapple and the other person drink the cum from the pineapple

Damn, I gave that bitch pineapple smoothie last night!

by Anal-Tit Lord June 27, 2017

Tropical Smoothie

During the act of cunilingus the giver swallows the human excrement released when the female reaches the climax.

Jim-Bob drank his cousin’s tropical smoothie.

by Anonymous user 1234 December 15, 2017

Salami Smoothie

The act blending Spam, Salami, Baloney, and 15 year old Foreskin in a blend tech blender, then filling an uncircumcised penis with the substance and with a straw... sucking it out

I have never lived before I tried my first salami smoothie at that lemon party last night

by 69dingdonger May 8, 2019

Clinktail smoothie

When you rip an orphans legs off blend them up and force him to drink it.

Damn you made a clinktail smoothie!

by Mr.crispy August 23, 2020

Bathroom Smoothie

When you pee, puke, and shit all at the same time.

"Dude, I was so sick last night, I made a bathroom smoothie."

by PejaBob January 3, 2021