A smithy

Taking your money without asking and then expecting not to pay it back when caught out.
A Smithy is someone creating a fantasy football league to rob your mates
by Salid Muncher September 15, 2020
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Smithy's Kaff

A non-existent cafe that was advertised once, on local television, in the 1990s, for reasons that remain unclear. It subsequently became a meme.
Smithy's Kaff! Smithy's Kaff! Girls, boys, music, noise! Where is Smithy's Kaff Smithy's Kaff Kaff Kaff? Find out!
by accrington_stanley April 25, 2022
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Smithy

She only cares if you wear a mask. It doesn't let you drink water because the mask is down. is ranga. Doesn't let you photocopy your face. Doesn't at all let you smell hand sanitiser. Doesnt care about u only cares about covid.
"Grace pull up your mask or leave class?" Says smithy
by Abuskia May 23, 2022
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