swashbuckled

A verb used to state when someone is fooled, duped or hornswoggled.

Damn I should have known better, they don't have biscuits and gravy at McDonalds. That bitch swashbuckled my ass again!

by Mattis July 30, 2005

swashbuckler

Swashbucklers are into 'sword crossing', in the man-love sense of the term. Used as a derogatory remark one might make to a buddy who just made an unfortunate comment about admiring another man for ostensibly 'normal' reasons. However, this is now easily (and most humorously) turned against him for the enjoyment of all gathered.

Hans: Does anyone else think that insert name of famous male actor here is the greatest ever?

Franz: What, you want to cross swords with him, eh 'swashbuckler'?

by jamesohoh7@txic August 27, 2009

Slashback

Somebody who is going through a slashback remembers recurring times they've been hit or slashed by someone.

Poppi: ay guys I think I'm getting slashbacks
Ben: Dont ya mean flashbacks?
Poppi: No slashbacks!!

by Shrek-Tastic! March 28, 2019

smushbucket

When someone or something, usually someone, is particularly cute or fluffy. A smushbucket is usually male, and quite often has shaggy fluffy hair :P

'Zomg, David is such a smushbucket!! XP'

'What do think of Charlie?' 'oh wow, he is a mega

smushbucket :^)'

by SmushyBabes March 6, 2012

splashback nugget

So a splashback nugget is when you shit out a fairly large poo then after the impact of the fairly large poo hits the water, there is a splashback which while your straining out your next poo, the splashback then causes your bum hole to tense which then cuts off your 2 load to a much smaller nugget which is named the splashback nugget

Arr mate I was shitting out a huge poo then splashback nugget happend.

by Mr. Bunce May 31, 2016

Splashback Enema

When a dense drop jets a puff of water upwards fast enough to enter the sphincter before it closes from the release.
This requires very specific conditions to occur, and consequently is a rare but possible event

Well boys, it finally happened. I just received a splashback enema. As if that wasn't bad enough I had toilet water overflow from the invasion site dripping down my cheeks.

by wynx October 29, 2020

Splashback Arrester

Layer of toilet paper placed on top of the bog water to stop a splash soaking the arse crack from a falling turd. Guaranteed to prevent a Splashback Enema. Phrase derived from a device used in gas pipes called a Flashback Arrester to stop explosions.

Hey Stu, thanks for telling me about the Splashback Arrester, I did a hefty shit and for once I didn't get a jet of cold pissy bog water shoot up my arsehole.
No problem dude, glad I could help!

by CountLippe February 12, 2021