smarty party

when a large group of boys and girls gather and the girls finger themselves then shove smarties up their pussy and ass then the boys spin the bottle to choose a girl then lick out the smarties

At The Smarty Party.
girl: *fingers herself and puts in the smarties* "ok spin the bottle"
boy: *spins bottle* (to boy2) "fuk man i got the blonde 1!"
boy2: "eat her out"
boy: *licks and sucks the smarties out of girl*

by computer whore July 16, 2006

smarmy

the natural state of the frenchman

ah, you zee, we are french, wis our smarmy accents

by Anonymous May 20, 2003

smarty jones

A smarty jones is when a girl grabs your limp dick and pulls it as far as she can. When it's fully stretched out she lets go and it snaps back and hits you.

I'll give you a smarty jones

by VZ December 28, 2005

smerry

It is a poisonous gas. It is produced when Ahkkeil exhales

Oh no it's smerry gas!!

by Julian Von smell November 19, 2013

Smarty Pants

Someone who is actually smart.

Smarty Pants is someone that is getting a Ph.D. in Economics after subtly stating that she has already gotten an Political Science degree and is currently further completing studies in Statistics and Economics.

by Texan In Madrid May 16, 2011

starry night

A cup formation in beer pong in which the team must be incredibly cocky to ask for during a re-rack. Instead of a triangle or a diamond formation, the starry night is the remaining cups spread out and not close to eachother at all, hence the cups are like stars, and the table is the night sky.

Are you serious? We got a starry night and still beat you guys by 4 cups? Go kill yourselves.

by Justin Jones May 31, 2006

smarxy

smart + sexy = smarxy

Caio is so smarxy

by chingo March 31, 2003