Sleeping Morgan Freeman

The act of getting a z-job from someone while they are passed out shitting on the toilet.

"Hey Bobby fell asleep taking a shit. Lets make him give us a sleeping morgan freeman."

by c-c-cold_c-c-carl May 2, 2014

Selpink

The term used to refer to Selena Gomez and Blackpink together. This term is being used recenly for the collab they're gonna release, (or have released, depending on when you're reading this) called 'Ice Cream'.
Thank me later.
<3

Peole are going crazy for the selpink song.chill...

by another bored girl August 24, 2020

sleight of dick

using your dick to do magic

look at that man's sleight of dick

by Lio messi legend January 24, 2021

chicken sleeping

When you fall asleep in an upright position with your head dangling, most commonly in a car or airplane. The motion makes your head bob up and down like a chicken pecking. In rare cases, you could be fighting falling asleep in class and a moving vehicle is not necessary. Chances of chicken sleeping are increased by 70% after a wake and bake session or accounting class.

I was sitting behind her in class and thought she was paying attention. But then I walked by and saw that she was just chicken sleeping.

by LIFOtheparty April 13, 2017

sleiman

the greased-up creature lurking in the corner of the classroom - constantly shaking in anticipation of the next half-dead drawl...'yaaaaa sleimannnnn' (has no lips; catfish.)

yaaaa sleimannn.... UGSHDUEIHDDUCIC

by advil tylenol excederin December 5, 2021

sleeping macho

v. to sleep with only a white t-shirt on and no underpants

I was sleeping macho and my dog started licking my ass

by turkeyloafer July 13, 2007

sleeping policemen

The Jamaican term for 'speed bumps.'

I totaled my car after hitting some sleeping policemen at 100mph, mon!

by Bippy May 31, 2006