Sack Slapper

Poop that is so big, when it is on its way down it slaps your sack.

When your turd hits the back of your nut sack its like the two things guys pride them selves on most high five each other. Thats a sack slapper!

by Handyandy12345 January 20, 2009

water slapper

A swimmer

A kid in my class is a water slapper

by jgyhsref January 22, 2020

Snapple Cap Speech

noun, A poorly written speech with random facts, presumably from snapple caps, used to fill up time.

Dude 1: That guy knew his speech wouldn't be long enough, so he just started droppin' facts that he thought were interesting to kill time.

Dude 2: Yeah, that was totes a snapple cap speech.

by Billy Mays' Ghost August 5, 2009

throat slappers

Extremely pendulous testicles, liable to produce slapping sounds on the throat of partner during oral sex.

Cf. Chin slappers

If you blow that guy it's best to wear a scarf to avoid bruises on your neck from his throat slappers.

by syrofox February 10, 2007

Banana Slapper

Another word for whore

''Aye mayne, did you meet up with that banana slapper the other day?"

"Sure did"

by Chickum Sammich April 22, 2010

Donkey slapper

In the south, a squatted truck with straight piped exhaust that is ridiculously loud. Typically driven by a fuckboy with permed hair and a flatbill hat and Instagram name on the back window. They are often found driving through Walmart in the evening.

I saw a donkey slapper at Walmart and there was a douche canoe giving head to his homosexual fuckboy in the front seat.

by MAGA 101 January 12, 2019

Ghetto Snapple

The act of when a guy cums and the color is pinkish, resembling a Ghetto Snapple drink. This also hints that this dumbass has an STD.

Dumb Bitch 1: “omg Cheryl my boyfriend gave me a Ghetto Snapple this weekend!
Dumb Bitch 2: “that’s the third one this week you whore!!”

by Monkey Shagger September 28, 2019