skidmarks

Fartstain. Cooney Gravy. Nicotine stains in your underwear.

When the ambulance crew wheeled Sheila into the hospital, they found she had skidmarks.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

Skidmarks

That thing what happens when your arse goes wrong

"those damn skidmarks"

by Lostnumber January 9, 2007

skidmarks

n. The trail(s) of substances discharged from some human orifice and remaining as a legacy on some surface.

Frequently

Dude. Puddles left skidmarks on my floor again! Dirty hoe!

by D'emon March 20, 2003

Skidmarks

A smooth brown mark added to the panties or pants after listening to the latest Reburn and the Skidmarks cd.

hey, i took off the bitched panties and they were fill with chocolaty brown skidmarks!

by Rev ryan September 6, 2003

skidmarks

stains from a nasty pussy fart.

by groucho-marks July 26, 2003

Skidmark Hero

It's a game that every kid and some adults knowingly and/or unknowingly play. If you don't clean up well after going number 2 you get skidmarks in your underwear. The person with the worst skidmarks in the house is the Skidmark Hero.

Child - Can you wash my clothes?

Mom - I don't mind washing your clothes. But, if you keep playing Skidmark Hero, your going to wash your own undies.

by Whymeandnotyou22 September 27, 2011

Hawaiian Skidmark

The act of leaving shat in your pants, and letting it smear all day.

Guy:I think I smelt a Hawaiian skidmark from the guy right next to me.
Girl: that is totally true!

by Tha1Turtle December 2, 2016