selim

fuuuuuuuuuck boooiii

Hallå Selim!
Selim: vad
fuuuuck boooi!!
Selim: *gråter intensivt*

by posjdfpojfpaojsfpaojs March 21, 2017

Upper Skimmer

Same concept as the legendary upper decker but this involves a swimming pool. You take the lid off the pool skimmer and pinch one off in the basket. You replace the lid and the water will filter thru the rancid duke left in the skimmer

When my asshole neighbors went on vacation I hopped the fence, dropped my drawers and did an Upper Skimmer to their pool. I hope they like swimming in mypoo water

by Duke Dropper August 6, 2008

league skimmer

a person that goes out with people way out of their league

Harry is a league skimmer because he goes/ went out with jen.

by james C. Outo June 16, 2004

Skimbone

An unusually skinny and long dick. Also referred to as the opposite of a chode.

My girlfriend wanted a blow-job but I knew my skimbone would go too deep.

by KwazyWordMan April 1, 2015

shlimazl

Someon who is always unlucky.

She is shlimazl.

by ArtistR May 30, 2016

Skaim

(adj): White trash; someone who believes holding their nutsack is cool and throws up gang signs even though they come from a trailer park.

"Hey did you see that kid's Instagram post?"

"Yeah dude he's so skaim."

by Mike O'Powell August 22, 2016

Salimket

A person who works especially hard at their job and will provide service beyond their power.

Yo, this man hooked us up with some extra sauce. He's a true salimket.

by Kingballer August 21, 2017