sirius black

The most overrated character in the Harry Potter series. He died in book five, and is never coming back. This fact has even been confirmed by author, J.K. Rowling. Despite this, geeky girls who spend their time reading and writing fan fiction instead of going outside and having a real life continue to believe that he is alive. Get over it, you losers, he's gone.

Sirius Black is Harry Potter's (now deceased) godfather in the fictional series of books.

by John Blanchard August 4, 2005

sirius cybernetics corporation

A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

"Hey Bob, gimme some ammo, here come some of those guys from Sirius Cybernetics Corporation!"

by IT WAS VASI November 19, 2007

Sirius Gibson

Sirius Gibson, hottest witch’s heart characters and best purpled haired man. Yuki (me) x Sirius is very cannon

“Oh Sirius gibson?? He’s so hot”
“Yes, and hes mine *barks*

by Yuki/ghost !! October 2, 2021

The Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation

"A bunch of mindless jerks that were the first ones up against the wall when the Revolution came."

The above quote pertaining to The Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is from Douglas Adams's A Hitchiker's Guide to The Galaxy.

by The BR September 27, 2006

sirius

a misspelling of serious

ts so sirius

by mrbeast539275 September 5, 2025

Sirius Nova

A hardcore sextoy for girls to force an orgasm in the butthole. It has a buttplug, that vibrates whenever it's inside the butthole. Only use if 18 years or older.

OMG, My son just saw me using a Sirius Nova! This is so shameful!

Sometimes when I feel horny, it makes me want to use my new Sirius Nova. It gives me a really good feeling in the ass.

by PewPewHeadShot@ November 24, 2017

Sirius

The definition of gay, Sirius is the stereo typical name for a gay person

Me: Man Sirius is a real gay nigger faggot
Sirius:NO IM NOT *cries in the corner like a little bitch*

by Petemos June 2, 2019