SIMPANZEE

Native to the sad and poor upstate town of Kingston, NY, the SIMPANZEE can be found everywhere. Usually jobless, the SIMPANZEE thrives on asking his girlfriend for money in between Fortnite sessions. The occasional shower is too costly, therefore he does without. Having saved up for 20 years, he will now pay $41 for a tattoo that simply states “I’m all in”, to commemorate the recent loss of his car and apartment to staggering scratch-off lottery ticket losses. This is the purest form of the SIMPANZEE in all his glory.

Kingston is nothing but a bunch of fucking Simpanzees.

by SIMPANZEE November 29, 2019

Simpian

A boy thats a huge simp for many girls

you betrayed the boys you you you SIMPIAN

by TTV_DIRTALIZER September 17, 2020

simeranjoyt

a responsible young woman, she is the best person to be around and sets an amazing example to those around her. She is very strong and kind hearted. We all need a simeranjoyt in our lives.

A: Have you seen Simeranjoyt?
B: Yes! I love her so much!

by nshdjsd October 18, 2020

simpanite

A person whose existence is enough to make another person a simp.

Simp1: Bro, have you met Ashley?
Simp2: Yeah man! I’m logging in to urban dictionary to use her name and make the definition everything I worship about her! She is my simpanite!

by IzzyFresh January 12, 2021

Simran Gaheer

A girl who looks like a guy and lives in sweats. AKA Uniqua Gaheer.

Friend 1: yo who was that guy u brought to that party last night?
Me: Oh that wasn't a guy that was my girl best friend Simran Gaheer
Friend 1: She looks like her name's Uniqua from Backyardigans
Me: UNIQUA GAHEER

by xGrilsluvmehx March 6, 2021

Simran

Simran is the best person you could have in your life. Chilled like a beer and funny by a margin of 3000. She is witty as a fox, loves food like an elephant and caring as a dove. She will always be at your side in best/worst of times. If you are having good time, you are most probably hanging out with a Simran

Person just vacated the seat, you are going to Pull off a simran and wait for it to get cold again!

by Nigga019 November 23, 2021

Simran

Simran was a very kind person in world and she's Beauty in always killing..and she is a honest person and If you love them then you go and tell them immediately and they will speak "yes" simran is very beautiful person and And she's intelligent too and This girl is too sensitive..

My friend : which girl are most beautiful and kind person in world
Me : ofcourse simran dude.!

by Ruhanika November 24, 2021