Female 1: I'm gonna get me a simp as my retirement plan.
Female 2: Oh gurlfren, you ain't neva lied.
Female 2: Oh gurlfren, you ain't neva lied.
by Objective-Reason Daddy March 18, 2022
by whatspoppinigga May 09, 2020
Girl flirting with girl: fine
Girl flirting with boy: fine
Boy fliriting with Girl: SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP
Girl flirting with boy: fine
Boy fliriting with Girl: SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP
by yourmumisgayLMAO February 22, 2021