simp

v. to obsess over a person or a thing, especially a celebrity or romantic interest
n. one who overtly and often shamefully obsesses over someone

"Yunley was simping over Shrimasimpa to the point where he let thousands of people die for her, even though her death could have saved them all."

"Kylie was a simp for Justin Bieber and spent all of her money on his merchandise."

by eyelidlash August 9, 2021

simp

the biggest bitch nigga of them all who ditches the boys to talk to the ladies or the misses

you’re such a simp

by billwogsby January 31, 2020

simp

Fat losers in their moms' basements dropping their McDonald's salaries on women they have no chance with for attention

The VTuber "community" is full of massive fucking simps

by WhyDoINeedToTypeInAGodDamName September 2, 2022

simp

any persons named "John"

What's the name of that simp over there?
Oh him, that's John.

by jdogisasimp November 10, 2020

simp

A man who is married or otherwise easily manipulated by women.

Female 1: I'm gonna get me a simp as my retirement plan.
Female 2: Oh gurlfren, you ain't neva lied.

by Objective-Reason Daddy March 17, 2022

simp

shae minahan

‘damn he’s such a simp!’
‘what’s a simp?’

‘you know shae minahan? yeah that’s a fucking simp!’

by juicycockbiter March 8, 2020

simp

cameron harrell

cameron harrell is a simp.

by hairypasta March 5, 2020