Shlong Dimensions

Alternative/Professional way to ask someone their dick size

Hey man quick question
Yeah whats up
"Shlong Dimensions"

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by ThiccNig March 6, 2019

sibonginkosi

A very loving and caring person. A person who puts others first. When they finally tell you that they truly love don't break their heart. Very emotional but always tries to paint a strong and unbreakable person. Generally Sibonginkosi is a good person that needs true love.

Sibonginkosi is such a loving person

by goodwisher August 17, 2020

Siboney

She likes pineapple and ketchup. Has an amazing sense of style and enjoys pink. Very emo, enjoys MCR

Mickayla: Siboney is so fun

by krustybob June 5, 2021

Long shlong

A giant peen sometimes mistaken for a pool noodle.

“Bobby’s long shlong is sticking out of his shorts again!”

by Melonz4 September 7, 2019

Farmer Shlong

A farmer with a long shlong

Me: “He’s got a farmer shlong!”

by sophiasuckssss May 17, 2021

Long Shlong

A notably ginormous penis.

Look at that chick's long shlong!

by Some chick named Fred December 12, 2005

shlong

extremly large dick. one that slaps your thighs

Oh my god Jimmy, your shlong is so large!!

by Bob Hingram November 12, 2003