mongolian talking sickness

A disease, exclusively afflicting those of the slanty-eyed persuasion, that prevents them from using the plural form of any word.

Speaking as if there is only one of everything in the world.

The chow mein contain mushroom, onion, bean sprout, bamboo shoot, carrot, and noodle.

by John Heinz Kerry March 7, 2005

Hibernation Semen Sickness

Related to Kyoto Solo. Hibernation Semen Sickness is what your partner feels and experiences after you have given them a Kyoto Solo. The effects do pass in time.

Dude 1 - "You gave her a Kyoto Solo ?. Man, did she get HSS (Hibernation Semen Sickness) ?"
Dude 2 - "Oh yeah. Her sight came back pretty quicky though."

by Julio Mandell April 19, 2011

Stoning the Sickness

The act of getting so high while sick that the virus in your body also gets stoned that it re-thinks its life and decides to not be a virus anymore and you become cured.

"Bro aren't you sick why are you smoking?"
"Ah dude I'm Stoning the Sickness so it re-thinks its life bro."

by zippyclean June 29, 2021

hybernation sickness

In StarWars its when your in carbon freeze for too long and your all disoriented and you cant see. These symptoms pass with time. In the real world its when you sleep for too long and your all groggy, headachey, and have blurred vision. Also passes w/ time.

Dan: Dude i nodded off for a quick jedi nap and i woke up w/ hybernation sickness.

Bob: Sux

by Darth Bugga January 13, 2009

It's a sickness

Anything that causes fits of hysteria, overreacting or pontification, that is not caused by an actual physical ailment.

Binky laughed hysterically when the little fat boy dropped his ice cream "It's a sickness."

by Lauri127 December 3, 2005

Tip Sickness

When then tip of the penis becomes red, inflamed , and sensitive to do overexposure with sandy bathing suit material.

"After that drunken weekend at the beach , i arrived home with a severe case of tip sickness"

by radAdam August 28, 2007

Monday Sickness

when you wake up on a Monday morning and you really dont want to go to school/work that day so you dont.

of course you could say "Monday Sickness" any day of the week.

John: hey chris, you going to school tomorrow?
Chris: nah, its a Monday. i think im going fake sick
John: ah, going with Monday sickness, eh?

by Adassica1 October 20, 2010