Farmer Shlong

A farmer with a long shlong

Me: “He’s got a farmer shlong!”

by sophiasuckssss May 17, 2021

Long Shlong

A notably ginormous penis.

Look at that chick's long shlong!

by Some chick named Fred December 12, 2005

Shpongolia

A state or a place that is not located in our 3 dimensional plane and/or can't be precieved normally with our 5 senses.

Usually defined as an other vibration frequency of the universe that can be explored, similar to a radio or tv channel that you can tap into with meditation, psychedelics.

When our mortal body dies and our spirit is untattered from our flesh and bones now has the the possibility for navigating other realms of our infinite universe.

I once ate a quart of mushrooms and went on a journey to Shpongolia.

by Psyentric January 5, 2012

shlong

extremly large dick. one that slaps your thighs

Oh my god Jimmy, your shlong is so large!!

by Bob Hingram November 12, 2003

Shlongaphobia

Shlongaphobia is the fear of ones own penis.

(In bathroom)
"Dude why do you look so scared? Whats wrong?"
"Oh Sorry I just saw my own dick and got really scared."
"Why?"
"I have a rare condition called shlongaphobia."
"Oh Gotcha, now it makes perfect sense."

by Patty Kane March 24, 2010

Shlongmont

Referencing the city of Longmont, Colorado. The name "shlongmont" is derived from the fact that there are no single females left in that town. Just a bunch of shlongs everywhere.

"I'm extremely tempted to cheat on my girlfriend, so we better go out in shlongmont so I don't have to worry about girls being around."

"Screw that! I'm not going to shlongmont! I need to get laid!"

by Elwood money blues April 29, 2009

shpongle

A trance music group.

Shpongle is quite groovy...

by orphic January 17, 2003