Schmobster

Vallejo, California-area slang for any vehicle or vessel in which one goes schmobbin.

"Pile in the schmobster brusk, we finna smoke a fat gorilla finger blunt and tap in with the boys in the bay"

by magu530 October 9, 2022

Sobsterbate

Giving the ol' below the waist hitch hikers thumb while having a good cry; note: any other feelings had during this action would just be masturbation during a really sad and terrible time

I was looking at our wedding photos and I had to sobsterbate

by Carion Magnus September 4, 2023

Slobster

An anomalous group of 9 friends. The members consist of me (Astro), Dill, Kryo, Startoast, Van, clovermango, Whitetail, Dr. Fill, and Boneless_soy. Together we are Slobster, strongest group in existence.

"SLOBSTER IS MY FAVORITE GROUP!!!"
"SAME KEKEKEKEKEKE"

by bvyuov March 10, 2024

shibster

The shibbiest shibster, one who goes/is "Shibby".

Person 1: "Hey, who is that?"

Person 2: "It's the shibbiest shibster!"

Shibster: "SHIBBYY!"

by gaymer__01 April 2, 2025

Beat Scrubster

Someone who is a dead beat dad, lazy and very obese. He has no loved ones and often strives to make people upset.

"Jesus Christ Dad, you are such a Beat Scrubster, stop trying to eat my kittens!"

by Beat Scrubster July 31, 2019