mind scrambler

Giving a girl 7 orgasms in under 5 minutes causing her mind to become jumbled (scrambled)
Results in an inability to walk, move or think clearly for a few minutes

(after sex)
J: "My mind feels all scrambled"
"That's because I gave you a mind scrambler"

by zgz August 23, 2008

shampers

The act of depositing one's ejaculate into another's hair and rubbing it into a lather. Commonly a homosexual act.

Instead of letting it run down Ron's ass crack, Cliff gave Ron the shampers.

by Rodney P McLauglin July 6, 2006

The Sampler

A method of oral sex when a man (or women) eats out a womans vagina. You go in lightly, just barely licking the edge of the clit, and gradually increase the strength and length of your licks/penatrations with your tongue so you are "sampling" the woman's vag.

Some ladies consider it to be more arousing due to the gradually heightening and intensity of the licks/strokes.

Oh man Johnny gave me a the sampler last night and it really hit my spot!

Tim sampled Alexandra's pussy as he ate her out.

by middymax May 2, 2009

shambler

A foreign entity with a human disguise that is less than convincing.

Did you see the shambler talking to itself at the salad bar getting nothing but red onion and ranch?

by GatorMacheteJr February 2, 2016

Toaster Scrambler

A Toaster Scrambler is a room full of hot sweaty men either naked or partially clothed and derives from the Pillsbury treat Toaster Scramblers. The scene gets it name from the tasty treat due to the Pillsbury item involving a large amount of usually meaty items packed into a hot steamy, doughy, and toasted environment. A toaster scrambler is in no way, shape or form gay although there appear to be many homoerotic undertones accompanying it in the varying cultures where these scenes of sweat, stench, and abundant man meat appear.

Leah: You will never believe what I walked into at the YMCA tonight.
Steve: What happened?
Leah: I took a right when I was supposed to take a left and I walked right into a toaster scrambler that looked like it dated back at least to the 1940's.

by Let'sGetTropical July 27, 2013

Egg Scrambler

An uppercut to the vagina.

Ashley wouldn't shut her cock holster, so I gave her the Egg Scrambler to shut her up for a couple of minutes.

by Jeremy Kane May 5, 2007

shrambler

a massive light pink humanoid with teeth that occupie most of the head, and are angled upward. it also has the abliity to genarate lighning

after I riped through that hell knight with my shot gun, I emtied my nails into that shrambler!

by Shrambler March 31, 2003