Shortie

One of the best animators of all times, right next to Crumbleboyo. He is short and has noodle arms. He has also been killed multiple times, but because he is a god, he has not been banished to the bad lands. Also he ran over a dog. Now subscribe to him on YouTube, or you will probably be brutally slaughtered by him.

Guy: Shortie please spare me
Shortie: You did not subscribe to my YouTube channel, now you shall die to the wrath of S H O R T I E!
Guy: *dies*

by NotShortie July 10, 2021

Shorty

(Shaw-dee) (n) Mentally Challenged individuals who ride the short bus.

Look at dem shawties (shorty) gettin off the short bus.

by Caustic Kitten January 6, 2008

Shorty

When one defecates instead of farting.

Dude, i just did a shorty. Man i thought it was safe.
Bro you better clean that up before it creeps down your leg

by Rastaman36 May 16, 2009

Shorty

A really cool girl,who's the most beautiful girl,and can steal your heart.

Gary: your such a shortie
Alexis:we no dont call me that
Gary:oh well shorty

by Famous person May 29, 2019

Shorty

Children; offspring

"I love all my shorty daddies"

"Props to all my shorties."

by Latisha June 4, 2002

Shorty

A young person or your child

I heard shorty got locked up and now they're trying him like an adult.

by herndon720 November 29, 2011

shorty

A prematurely extinguished cigarette. This term is common among non-working teenagers who aren't actually old enough to smoke, who put out a cigarette half way through and save it for later.

I needed a cigarette SO bad and then I remembered I had a shorty in a zip-loc under my bed, so I went around back of the house and smoked it.

by sexNpoprocks September 7, 2003