Shmolty

The act of smoking then later burping and having smoke come out of your mouth.This commonly happens when you swallow the smoke and hold it in.

Did you see that sick shmolty that guy had.

by CWEBB7 June 21, 2011

Shmooing

Ejaculating on ones partner or self, and comparing the shape of the goo to the 1970's cartoon character "The Shmoo".

Girlfriend "I can't believe you just shot your load on my stomach"

Boyfriend "Sorry, I should have warned you.. wait.. does that look like...??"

Girlfriend "Why Yes!! It looks like The Shmoo! Shmooing with you is the best!"

by galactifish July 27, 2011

Shmoof

Can be used to replace another word or just literally anything ever

Awe such a cute shmoof!
What a fucking shmoof!

by LitTit09 May 28, 2018

Shmoofed

Not having money at the moment

Bro I can’party I’m Shmoofed

by McNigger June 20, 2019

Shmood

An exaggerated mood. When something is so much of a mood that you feel the need to say this instead.

Oh my god, Khloe just picked a booger whilst naked in Times Square. Such a shmood.

by ShaniaTwainsPetLizard May 13, 2022

Shmookie

Is something that you love so much or is a very cute animal, can be used to refer to pretty much anything. Once you start using it, you'll know.

When seeing a cute animal you might say "Oooo look at that shmookie. That's the cutest shmookies I have every seen!"
Or
When referring to a significant other "I love you shmookie, thanks for the best valentines day ever."
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CAN ALSO BE USED AS A VERB: "Give me a shmooks." means "Give me a kiss".

by BobSaget94 January 24, 2023

Dirty Shmoo

Having ana sex with a fat chick in a bathtub full of dirty water.

I was butt-fucking this fat-ass ho in the tub last night. Nothing like a dirty shmoo to get you to bust a nut.

by Dr. F-Bomb January 4, 2011