Shlong

reference to sonmeone who has a big penis

Damn Jim has got a big Shlong

by Jason 1228 January 21, 2010

Shlong

A floppy penis.

"Too man dicks, too many dongs, too many shlongs, now sing this song"

by TheDudeofRude April 16, 2009

shlong

A penis of gargantuan size; in both length and width.

While in the changeroom, Yahye said "Holy shit Nasser, you have a big shlong ".

by rotflol360 April 4, 2009

Shlong

Verb
1. to buy and sell a currency simultaneously
2. to buy and sell a stock simultaneously

Noun.
1. a trade consisting of both a buy and sell of the same currency, also known as a short and long position
2. a penis

Verb Phrase
1. to shlong, I am going to shlong eur/usd right now
2. shlonging, I am enjoying shlonging eur/usd.

Used as a noun:
1. I am loving my shlong right now.
2. I am waiting for movement in the market to release my shlong.
3. I am going to hit eur/chf with a shlong.

by porchmonk November 16, 2011

Shlong

a long hanging penis

did you see wayne's shlong?

by WayneLongDick December 7, 2011

Shlonged

A term widely used in politics to refer to “beaten badly”, known very well by the media.

Person A: “Did you hear about how Hilary got shlonged by Obama?”
Person B: “Yeah, I saw Trump’s tweet about it!”

by FireKetchup248 January 15, 2021

shlongs

short pants featuring extra long legs

Those gangster rappers really enjoy their shlongs

by damanian August 5, 2008