Shiz

Noun
1: a replacement word for saying, "shit," in an otherwise inappropriate time based off from the currently listening accompaniment
Noun/Verb
2: an unfortunate situation when a human male ejaculates and defecates simultaneously

Noun
3: a replacement word for saying thing, that, those, these, or virtually any item
Noun
4: a slang term for the drug bath salts

1: "Holy shiz!"

2: "Damn man! You made me shiz myself!"

3: "Where's the shiz at?"

4: "That shiz got me so fucked up last night. I haven't slept for weeks. That's a really nice belt you're wearing. Can I touch it?"

by Seriph_Nox September 4, 2017

Shiz

Do I have to explain?

I took a giant shiz.

by ThatOneFuckingNigger January 31, 2017

Shiz

Not a word. Used by people who are basic beyond belief

“Love island is the SHIZ.”
“SHIZ is not a word. You are basic”

by Crobinder July 21, 2022

Shiz

when you need to say shit but cant

Teacher;Detention
student:SHIZ

by silver fang July 10, 2008

Shiz

To be in such a stage of fright that one experiences a bowel movement and ejaculation.

Joe was so terrified and surprised when Charles jumped out and scared him he shizzed.

by C4PO July 8, 2010

Shiz

Shiz is a combination of sperm and feces that is produced by a human. One will preform the act of shizing if he/she wants to obtain the highest level of satisfaction.

Chris walked up to a apartment building covered in shiz. He looked down at the street and admired the dense shiz that was surrounding his feet. As he opened the door to the apartment building, he saw a figure off into the distance that nearly made him ejaculate in his pants. Maya was standing before him covered in shiz. They immediately started to have rough intercourse until chris shized on Maya's face.

by shizmaster5000 March 24, 2011

Shiz

1. Sure or For Sure, most likely derived from "Fo' Shiz" or "Fo' Shizzle"
2. Shit. Most likely derived from "Shizzit."

Marisa: Hey, are you going to Battle of the Bands?
Alison: Shiz man.

"What a piece of shiz!"

by Alison May 15, 2005