Shitty Hair

If you are deeply in love with someone you call them “Shitty Hair” nobody needs to know you like them and their stupid spiky red hair, not even you.

Person #1: hey Bakubro!
Person #2: hey Shitty Hair...

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Shitty bananas

Something that's both cuckoo bananas and a little unfortunate.

"Yeah last night was crazy! Pretty sure I threw my shoes out of a car window though."

"Haha wow, that's shitty bananas."

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When a runner shits their pants and continues to run with a brown stain along their ass crack

Person 1: Did you see Selena go Shitty Magoo on the track today?

Person 2: Yeah. I smelled that shit from the stands!

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a trifling ass, lazy ass, bipolar ass, confusing ass, asshole ass man

jeff and chris are shitty niggas.

A scenario in which an individual has pooped his or her pants, prompting those around this person to make fun of this individual with this term.

What's that smell? This boy's got the damn shitty britches!

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One piece of shit turns to another piece of shit and says, " I feel so crappy." Now that is a shitty joke.

shitty joke by jpg3 July 13, 2012

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"Hey, shitty poopoo fart farty balls butty booty fart."

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