shitformation

There's misinformation, and then there's shitformation. Shitformation is exponentially poor misinformation. It is usually derived from instances in which one merely seeks to placate the masses by providing information that would have better served its purpose unsaid.

Shitformation Ex 1: The next patch will resolve the server crashes.

Shitformation Ex 2: Everything is working as intended. There are no problems we are currently addressing.

by A rose by any other name March 6, 2008

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Shitportunity

1. An appropriate or favorable time or occasion to defecate or shit.
2. A situation or condition favorable for attainment of taking a shit.
3. A good position, chance, or prospect, to use the toilet to void excrement from the bowels through the anus.

The break during our staff meeting afforded a shitportunity.

During our road trip, we frequently stopped to get gas, food, and of course, to take our shitportunity.

If I miss my shitportunity this morning because the client is late for our meeting, I will be clogged up the rest of the day.

by Photo Pilot January 4, 2010

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Shinformation

The act of giving or receiving shitty information.

Stupid Guy: "I think Nickleback is cool!"

Other Guy "Thanks for the Shinformation, douche."

by YouAreGayStupidAndLame April 18, 2010

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shitworthy

An adjective describing anything worthy of shit.

Whoa, this music is shitworthy!

by FailRAR August 9, 2010

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Shitworthy

An act so not noteworthy you'd love to gift your own shit to the poor lad.

Stan, have a look at my macaroni necklace!

Honestly Bob, That's the most shitworthy necklace I've ever seen, you pathetic pile of steaming donkey shit.

by notshitworthy April 14, 2014

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