Shitborn

A child that was concieved by anal sex.

What’s wrong with that baby? Oh him he was premature and shitborn.

by TacoTruck 69 February 10, 2019

Shitboil

A shitboil is a dog who thinks her or she can win fights wth big dogs but can't they like to hump stuffed animals and love people named linda David Savannah Leroy raymond and marvin Shitboils like to eat toes for dessert

Look mom it's a shitboil can I have one for hanukah

by Salvatore Ami May 28, 2020

shitbox

a very old and slow computer

'let me try and print from this shitbox'

by Ralph Owen December 18, 2003

Shitbox

A garage engineered, junkyard supercar.

Marc shoved a 600 hp big block in his 88 f150 and kept everything else stock, you don't need brakes to go fast anyways, he's got himself a real shitbox

by Robertplowedbobbi March 2, 2021

shitbox

Microsoft's X-Box

I was playing my Shit-Box yesterday. I discovered 5 new buttons somewhere around the east-side.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 2, 2003

shitcow

An extremely large person that resembles a cow but is really a piece of shit.

Goddamn, look at that shitcow.

by Solish December 8, 2004

tongue-jacking my shitbox

To have someone mess with your head.
-OR-
To exclaim udder disbelief.

Greg: "I just had sex with those two lesbians!"
Me: "Are you tongue-jacking my shitbox?!"
Greg: "Yeah, I'm just tongue-jacking your shitbox, buddy, I only had sex with one of them!" (laughter ensues)

by R8RFAN September 7, 2006