spit shiner

A guy who, with a little improvement, could be boyfriend material.

Ahhh come on, he's a spit shiner! A haircut and he's good to go!

by PDDMW April 10, 2014

Shiterbate

To go to the restroom, informing everyone you intend to take a shit, and remain in the restroom for an extended period of time while actually masterbating

Scott: Where is Kevin?
Andy: Oh he is in the bathroom, has been for 20 minutes, said he was taking a shit.
Scott: Oh, he must be going to shiterbate.

by Nazgul4591 November 1, 2009

shicer

shitter
from German "Scheisser"
scheissen = to shit

He is a damn shicer

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

(K) Nob Shiner

Coupling of words used to insult and enrage a fellow by suggesting he "shines knobs"
More offensive than the word "wanker" as it suggests that the victim of conversation pummels penis so vibrantly, that the offending love lance develops a shiny, glossy sheen.

often abbreviated to "Shiner"

1.
Steve: "I think that the band Limp Bizkit are super awesome"

Dave: "Shut up you knob shiner"

by Ali August 29, 2004

shigeru miyamoto

Director of Nintendo games division and the penultimate driving force for Ninty.

Known creatively and universally for such popular titles such as the Mario Zelda and Donkey Kong series.

His also known as Shigsy.

Tonight's fight:

Shigeru (Genius) Miyamoto Versus Billy "Softy" Gates,

Let's get ready to RUMBLE!!!!

by Bruce Lee March 28, 2003

shiterature

A piece of writing so bad, that calling it literature is an insult to other writers in the world. Usually found in college workshops and are written about things the author obviously knows nothing about. Bad grammar and spelling is a must. Mary Sues/Gary Stus are also welcome.

Did you read Zola's story? It was a piece of shiterature! why is she in the creative writing department?

That drek on Fanfiction.net is a collection of shiterature!

by mollydolly April 17, 2008

shiner mouth

a girl who gives a good blow job.

samantha is a shiner mouth

by Holly Dolly January 31, 2006