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Shit Bath

The act of pouring bubble bath, bath salts, or dish soap in the toilet prior to passing a bowel movement. Many people enjoy listening to sounds of nature records while performing a shit bath.
Kelly: "I feel like I have been neglecting my mud muffins lately. My poop has been nothing but good to me and I haven't done a single nice thing back. I'm going to treat the next one to a nice shit bath."
Dad: "Don't use the good laundry detergent."
by CATFOOODS February 1, 2012
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holy fucking pig shit batman

Definition 1:
A long expression used in reaction when something unbelievably crazy has just occurred / been witnessed / someone has found out about.

Definition 2:
Can also be used to describe the actions of an individual or group, who has just completed something of remarkable skill or achievement, and are worthy of comparison to Batmans skills.

Derived from the Robin ‘The Boy Wonders’ TV show catchphrase;

“Holy (insert object / person / event here) Batman!!”
Example 1:

Greg: “I just saw two trains crash together, and everybody onboard walked off alive!”

Jake: ”Holy fucking pit shit Batman!”

Example 2:

James Bond: "I just saved the world, killed the bad guy, fucked three women, and learnt how to tap-dance all on the way back here to HQ"

M: "Holy fucking pig shit Batman!"
by Mr Captain Monkey March 18, 2012
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shit-bath

The state of being engulfed by particles of fecal matter after one farts while wearing restrictive and wind proof clothing or in another enclosed space, such as a sleeping bag or jump suit.
"Dude, after that mexican food last night I ended up giving my girlfriend a nice shit-bath after we passed out."
by Scud Missle November 12, 2007
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shit-bate

A shit-bade is where a male takes his lap top computer to the toilet, takes a shit, and then proceeds to masturbate while sitting on the toilet full of crap. sometimes a courtesy flush is necessary.
Every day at 4 pm, Johnny always SHIT-BATES.
by johnnyshitbates August 10, 2010
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shit battery

When everything has gone wrong, or when you're in a shitty situation or place.
We have a test tomorrow? Shit battery!
by Carlos Astudillo January 30, 2005
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holy shit balls batman

the act of being so surprised that u scream out "holy shit balls batman"
holy shit balls batman is that your new car
by zack milf December 14, 2011
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shit a batty

A person who but smells like shit or can be used as an insult (posted by leon)
This shit a batty crass don't like hear nothing
by Leon d GOD April 21, 2018
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