Shelved the bitch

To immediately and decisively cut off all contact with a woman after she tries to friendzone you, make you orbit her, or simp for her attention. Instead of chasing or staying in her orbit, you "shelve" her — permanently removing her from your life like an unwanted item stuck on a dusty shelf, never to be touched again.

"After texting her for a week, I found out she had a boyfriend and was just using me for attention. Fuck that — I shelved the bitch and never replied again."

by Ben Robert Smith April 8, 2026

dick-shelved

When One`s penis has been totally exhausted from any possible lasting hard-on after cumming extremely hard or sucked extremely hard to the point of ejaculate.

Tammy blew me so fast that she dick-shelved me before I got a chance to really take a deep plunge.

by Damastta July 9, 2012

dry sheaves

When a person continues to have the urge to poop but there is nothing left.

I pooped 3 times this morning and had dry sheaves for an hour.

by DefNotRight September 22, 2016

dry sheaves

After pooping, still having the urge to poop but there is nothing left.

My stomach is cramping and I've had dry sheaves all day.

by DefNotRight September 22, 2016

Alia shelesh (sniperwolf

the youtuber in name at the time has 33.4M sub's

Alia shelesh (sniperwolf has a bf named evan

by djsjkssddjjdjd April 5, 2023