Shanghai American School

Shanghai American School = SAS = Stressed Asian School. That's all you need to know.

Has two campuses, Pudong is in a golf course with legit 0 stores for takeout in the 3k diameter, Puxi right across from a semi-dead mall with crappy entertainment but somehow parents still complain.

Teachers are getting worse, and your GPA really depends on your good luck in getting the right teacher. The school has a good record of sending kids to good colleges but that's more because of the parents than the teachers. But don't worry, if you are like me who has a shitty GPA below a 3.3, be assured that people with GPA lower than you from SAS got into colleges. Like Community College of Detroit.:)

Somehow this group of guys who binges on youtube in class and goes drinking weekly still have a 4.0. Maybe Asian moms.

Students have a weird pride that SAS is better than all the other international schools in Shanghai. They are not wrong.:)

A person from SMIC: "SMIC is a really good school."
A person from BISS: "BISS is a really good school."
A person from Concordia: "Concordia is a really good school."
A person from SAS: "Shanghai American School is the worst school ever!"

by twsdhgjeiadfjmcalsk November 10, 2018

Shanghai Manpon

For a dude, the act of pulling out long hair that somehow ended up in your ass-crack, and the accompanying feeling that its actually coming out of your rectum. Usually some chicks long hair.

"You wouldn't believe the shanghai manpon i pulled out of my ass this morning, Brah! It felt like it was tied to my liver!"

by solaristrance April 20, 2015

slaughterfest

Extremely bloody combat in which many combatants are killed.

The trench warfare that had taken place during World War I sometimes were giant slaughterfests, with men sometimes running straight into machine-gun fire.

by Your Average Asian Dude December 29, 2015

Slaughtermatic

Slaughtermatic is another term for something like ear rape, or a loud, crazy sound.

In the band, My Chemical Romance's song, "Na Na Na", the line is used, "pumping out the slaughtermatic sounds to keep you alive."

by KILLJOY_XXXX December 9, 2018

Slaughterhouse from GD

Slaughterhouse is a level in Geometry Dash built by IcedcaveOG and verified by SpaceUK. It is currently the #1 hardest level in the game (as of 10th of November 2021).

-Dam did you see Slaughterhouse?
-The place where animals are killed for food?
-NO! Slaughterhouse from GD, the level by icedcave.
-Oh yeah it was verified like a couple days ago.

by SHOTItt_ November 10, 2021

shanghai

Term describing a type of kidnapping.Back in the 17th and 18th century in back alleys behind orphanages and bars there were trap doors that were watched and opened on drunken people or wandering children,then the children or drunks were beaten up until unconscious and brought aboard a ship to do slave labor out at sea until they died.

we need one more crew memeberlet's shanghai some drunk fuck.

by D.Sanchez April 25, 2005

snaught

the bastardized past tense of snatch, following the logic of the past tense of catch; to nick or steal something

Dave snaught the Snickers bar from the Breezeway Cafe.

by Andria December 14, 2003