Sharpie

A Matt Sharp fan, mainly fans who believe weezer fell of after he left

I fucking hate Sharpies fuck matt sharp fuck the rentals scott and mikey are better

by Mattsharp#1hater December 9, 2025

sharpie penis

The image of a penis that is illustrated on face with a Sharpie pen while the person is passed out from intoxication.

Frank passed out from too much alcohol so we drew a Sharpie penis on his forehead.

by Karina73 November 23, 2013

Sharpie Eyebrows

The act of shaving your eyebrows and drawing new, paper thin ones in with a sharpie marker.

OMG josh did you see that latina chick with the sharpie eyebrows?

Yea man shes hideous!

by HandyAndy July 10, 2007

Sharpie Water

A fan of the popular webcomic 'Homestuck' who makes other fans ashamed to be of the same species. Often refers to a poorly made, obviously effortless cosplay, in reference to an incident in which a Homestuck at a con supposedly tried to die her skin grey for a Terezi cosplay by filling the hotel bathtub with black and silver sharpies and bathing in it.

All she got from that was ink poisoning, and removal from the hotel.

Also can refer generally to ANY 'bad' or embarrassing Homestuck fan- fans who are rude to non-Homestucks, take things to their far extremes, misunderstand and twist the comic, apologize for the villains and try to excuse their wrongs, harangue people to read, and force their fandom down others' throats. Anyone who skips to Act 5 for the trolls is a sharpie water.

Homestuck 1: "I found out today that Rebecca didn't even read the first four acts of Homestuck, she skipped to Act 5 because she thinks it's the only good part."
Homestuck 2: "Ugh. What a dumb sharpie water."

by BluhBluhHugeWitch January 10, 2013

Sharpie War

Is a war or battle in wich you and a group of friends get together with diffrent colored sharpies ech. And you mark eachother back and forth as much as possible unti everyone gets tired. The one with the most lines in the end losses.

Sharpie War! Whoever doesnt play is a loser !

by XxXS_L_U_T> November 29, 2007

Sharpie Headache

Headache caused by using sharpies in close proximity to your face. also known as sharpie high or contact high.
Also caused by sniffing sharpie fumes on purpose.

Person 1: Ugh, I have a sharpie headache
Person 2: how'd you manage that?
Person 1: I got too close to the page when I was drawing with the sharpie
Person 2: oh, that's smart

by jadefyre's freedom April 20, 2009

Sharpie stigmata

the mysterious markings that appear on your hands, clothing and sometimes face after using a Sharpie marker.

I was doodling during the meeting, and as I was walking out, I noticed that my hands were covered with Sharpie stigmata.

by basest August 5, 2011