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Shark Bite

When you take a girl with braces, put her stomach down and naked on the bed and tie her hands behind her back. You then proceed to have her perform oral sex on you. While she is doing this, you smack her on the ass with a paddle. Her hands move like the dorsal fin, her legs move like the tail fin, and she bites down on your penis (hence the bite). The "shark" part of the bite comes from the James Bond movie where the character named "Jaws" wore braces.
Damn my dick hurts!!! I met this cutie in Mexico during spring break. I had to ask her for her ID because she had braces. I got a great shark bite that night!!!!
by Cell Phone Cowboy April 10, 2008
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Sharkie

A term used for someone who's shit at league. Could also be used for someone using excessive cursing when playing.
Damn, I feel like sharkie with how I'm playing.
by JessicaPepper September 29, 2018
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skankbites

snakebites with double piercings on each side instead of one.
omg, did you see his skankbites?
by quimbyistrashy August 21, 2006
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Shark Bite

A shark bite is when you creep up on a sleeping un-suspecting victem. You then proced to put your ass checks AROUND his nose, so you pull your checks appart and then let them go back to the way they were with the victems nose inside (this is the shark bite part). To complete the shark bite you must let go a fart. The smell will go directly into the victems nose, and possibly into his mouth. He will be permanently scared for life.
Shark Biter: Dude i shark bite this kid so hard last night !

Victem: Dude i got shark bite soo hard last night i can still taste it...i even think the smell got stuck behind my eyeballs. It was terrible !
by Deathdog April 24, 2008
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sharkbait

What you become after smoking marijuana.
I was so sharkbait last night!
by Funny Garbageman February 8, 2007
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Sharkie

Female sport bike rider with a lot of attitude. They HAVE to be hot or they are not sharkie. The opposite of sharkie is "jelly fish".
"All of the females in that club are sharkies" or "Carol is the biggest sharkie in NorCal".
by A. B. H. January 29, 2007
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Sharknice

Noob in a retarded since. Named after an infamously horrible Starcraft player that never understood he was an idiot.
Lol that guy is almost as noob as sharknice.
by Lollololz February 5, 2009
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