Ben Seymour

Ben is handsome man

Ben Seymour is a very handsome man that had big muscles and Pepe

by James Greenwood December 16, 2021

Seymour

A small town in southern Indiana.-->The birthplace of John Mellencamp.

"I was born in a small town"......Seymour is that small town.

by Jordan Vinson October 25, 2005

Bailey Seymour

A dumbass with a jew fro and he dates nasty girls.

wooooow, look a Bailey Seymour over there what a jew.

by Bigdickidubz February 9, 2017

Seymour

Anyone with this name is a fat whore

Damn that Seymour sure looks like an overweight walrus

Hey I think I just saw Seymour polish of 8 oatmeal raisin cookies at the dining hall!

by Ehhh oooh July 27, 2016

Seymore

A diaper filled with both yellow and blue shit. The diaper is then kept and preserved for years by the "shitter" for the purpose of building a long lasting relationship with the aforementioned diaper. A comparable relationship would be that of Tom Hanks to Wilson in the movie Cast Away.

Yo man... I have this friend who shat coloured shit in a diaper and kept it... he named that thing Seymore.

by salamisam September 6, 2011

seymour grundel

A scam pulled over on a particularly naive victim.

Dude, I can't believe we Seymour Grundeled him at the draft 2 years in a row!

by joe webb June 24, 2016

Seymour

A massive cunt who thinks he has a huge dick but actually has a dick of 0.1 micrometer (can be sometimes mistaken for a boil/pimple)

I think I just saw a blackhole. Ah never mind its just Seymour.

by Seymour / The Diss God January 17, 2018