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Public Service Homicide

The murder, or sometimes self-defensive, taking of a criminal's life. Often, but not always, committed by another criminal, such as in a shootout among rival gang members or a drug-deal that goes bad.
(1st person): Didja hear about the shooting last night behind the liquor store? Two guys got popped.

(2nd person): Yep. Those two were gang bangers that have been jacking up the neighborhood for months. But no more. I consider that a public service homicide.
by valkyriebiker February 17, 2009
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Service submissive

A submissive who enjoys and finds erotic pleasure in acts of service for their dom.
1. As a service submissive he was very aroused when completing housework and running errands for his domme.

2. Being a service submissive it seriously turns Michael when he tailors and fixes his domme’s clothes.
by BottomSmack23 February 10, 2022
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Bottle Service War

How it starts is when some shallow mf in the club at the table next to yours says something about you being poor or something else stupid, you feel the need to "defend your honor." Basically, you order some expensive overpriced bottle to show them who's boss. Following that, they order something even more expensive or multiple bottles. Continue for multiple turns. Mainly really fake people do this, as it's just a vapid display of wealth

Also, you may be shocked to see the damage to your bank account as some people rack up bills in the 10s of thousands occasionally. Don't do it kids, not worth the cost.
Tyson: Hey your girl ugly and that Rolex looks like it's from canal street. Broke Ass

Jamal: Man fuck you and your booty haircut-Hey let's get two bottles of Grey goose up in here!

Tyson: Shit, lemme get a bottle of Dom P . Bottle Service War incoming (sigh)

(continue for 2-6 more rounds)
by TriBeCaBoy56 January 3, 2022
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Philisophical lip service

A person giving "philisophical lip service" is someone who elaborates about specific ways, principles and ideals that one should live by, but they themselves do not implement these beliefs in their own lives.
One person in a crowd that will use "philisophical lip service" to control the conversation by insisting that their beliefs are the ways to live by. They do not take others' opinions and ideas into consideration, shutting down any input by others, however they themselves do not practice in their own lives what they preach. In essence, a hypocrite who is a self centered egotistical, self rightous asshole
by philisophyinpractise May 30, 2011
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Civil service syndrome

A condition/ disease that can infect federal, state and local, civil service employees.
Civil service syndrome symptoms
1. Its not my job
2. Sending dumb E-mails (Think about it)
3. Two hour lunches
4. Annual leave, four times a year or more
5. Planned sick leave
6. Kissing ass
7. Working your own hours, not core hours
8. Taking credit for work that you didn't do
9. Grubbing for overtime
10.Doing as little work as possible
11.Hearing but not listening (Being a hard head)
12.Thinking only about yourself, and how great you are
13.Power hungry
14.Sick on mondays
15.Not being able to walk in others shoes
by J Martin October 8, 2007
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the postal service

a band that sounds alot like death cab for cutie because the singer happens to be Ben Gibbard.

the band also consists of producer Jimmy Tamborello of Dntel, and a few other bands (headset and figurine). the group formed after ben set vocals to a song on one of Dntel's albums.

the postal service succeeds in creating a unique sound mostly upbeat and poppy.
the postal service. you'll probably like them if you like cheery music. or something like that.
by sammy____ September 13, 2006
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serviture

an exclamation used when someone has been served, often said by a bystander. if no bystanders are there, and there is a totally awesome serviture, the one who has served the other person may say it. if the person says it when there is, in fact, a bystander, but the bystander has not acknowledged it, it is officially an irrelevant serve, and the server has officially served him/herself
person 1: dude, where have you been?? i've been waiting here for an hour!!!

person 2: oh sorry, its easy to lose track of time when i'm bangin your mama

bystander: SERVITURE!!!!!!!!!!!
by sigglet December 13, 2010
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