A Sergio is a regular type of cake you eat when you have a very bad day. This cake must be eaten with the dead arm of your girlfriend.
-Antonio, your sister is dead!
-Cool! Now I can eat a Sergio.
(At these example, Antonio was his girlfriend's boyfriend )
-Cool! Now I can eat a Sergio.
(At these example, Antonio was his girlfriend's boyfriend )
by Paco Candela August 08, 2020
A satanic puppet who eats babies and enjoys the dulcet sounds of Tito Puente.
Also enjoys making love to dogs, cats, birds.
Also enjoys making love to dogs, cats, birds.
by Zoë Lightning September 08, 2009
A guy who likes to have sex with multiple girls and can't get enough. Big built guy who can pull chicks (especially the older women) and takes them home and fucks them in many different odd ways and tends to lie to every single one of them
by Devpep February 05, 2017
A nigga with beaver teeth
by ThanosRaisin September 23, 2019
It saves time when you need to say these phrases all the time.
Don't be silly, Sergio! = Don't be Sergio!
That's SO stupid, Sergio! = That's so Sergio!
Don't be silly, Sergio! = Don't be Sergio!
That's SO stupid, Sergio! = That's so Sergio!
by sergios-exgirlfriend April 18, 2011
by DenR17645 March 30, 2020
Sergio is a person who can’t be trusted and is secretly gay, he also looks like an Indian and has no life but to make fun of others even tho he looks sped
by Janessaaaaaaaa October 06, 2019