A Sergio is a regular type of cake you eat when you have a very bad day. This cake must be eaten with the dead arm of your girlfriend.
-Antonio, your sister is dead!
-Cool! Now I can eat a Sergio.
(At these example, Antonio was his girlfriend's boyfriend )
-Cool! Now I can eat a Sergio.
(At these example, Antonio was his girlfriend's boyfriend )
by Paco Candela August 8, 2020
Get the Sergiomug. A satanic puppet who eats babies and enjoys the dulcet sounds of Tito Puente.
Also enjoys making love to dogs, cats, birds.
Also enjoys making love to dogs, cats, birds.
by Zoë Lightning September 8, 2009
Get the Sergiomug. A guy who likes to have sex with multiple girls and can't get enough. Big built guy who can pull chicks (especially the older women) and takes them home and fucks them in many different odd ways and tends to lie to every single one of them
I'm going out with a sergio
by Devpep February 4, 2017
Get the Sergiomug. A nigga with beaver teeth
by ThanosRaisin September 23, 2019
Get the Sergiomug. It saves time when you need to say these phrases all the time.
Don't be silly, Sergio! = Don't be Sergio!
That's SO stupid, Sergio! = That's so Sergio!
Don't be silly, Sergio! = Don't be Sergio!
That's SO stupid, Sergio! = That's so Sergio!
by sergios-exgirlfriend May 8, 2011
Get the Sergiomug. by DenR17645 March 29, 2020
Get the Sergiomug. Sergio is a person who can’t be trusted and is secretly gay, he also looks like an Indian and has no life but to make fun of others even tho he looks sped
by Janessaaaaaaaa October 6, 2019
Get the Sergiomug.