salami sunrise

When a man passes out with effort after trying to suck his own cock and wakes up with his cock still in mouth, it will feel like another mans penis for atleast 10 seconds, before the mans brain, small as it is, remembers that it is his own.
He will be mocked mercilessly for many years to come

Dude, jesus I'm so stiff after my salami sunrise!
You have the look of pain only a man would have after a salami sunrise.
This mornings Salami Sunrise really took it out of me.

by Chalise April 23, 2009

sulamita

A very kind and sweet person. She always is kind and friendly.

Sulamita is defined as...But always wants everything her own way.

by Be kind August 13, 2017

Hide The Salami

to have heterosexual intercourse as a man. Your penis is the salami, and it is hidden by inserting it into a woman's vagina.

If you could play one game for all 12 hours in a day, what would it be?

I'd play Hide The Salami. ;)

by desperado_gun February 21, 2010

Stroke the Salami

1. To tamper with a piece of meat.

2. To grip one's own male genitalia, and stroke in a gratifying motion to achieve orgasm (cream-ation).

Adapted from American Pie

See also: masturbation, choking the chicken, petting the one-eyed monster, jackin off, jerking off, fondling myself, manhandling my jimmy, masturing my bait, f*cking myself

Yuna stroked my salami all night, dog. She wouldn't back off a nigga.

by turbanator December 29, 2002

Slamina

what you achieve when you get a new girlfriend and you exercise to build up stamina for coitus.

Yo brah...I done turned into a two-pump-chump. I need to go to the gym and build up some slamina for my new Hoochie-Mama.

by Choobone69 November 11, 2017

salami

dickjohnson
nickname for a man's penis

I can't mess with a guy who has a small salami!

by SugarMami July 23, 2005

Salami Circle

When an uncircumcised man is curcumsiced by his lover and they eat it.

Sean: where'd your foreskin go?!?!
Kato:my girlfriend ate it.

Sean: oh a salami circle!

by MAX power August 30, 2013