Red Selivious

The Mysterious Leader of an occult secret society known as the Selivian Faction that puppeteers financial and political institutions across the Great Lakes region from the shadows.

I don’t trust the Chicago Tribune, I heard Red Selivious has his tentacles all over that paper

by Griffin Rodriguez March 16, 2022

Self-bet

What you do when you have just one friend who doesn't bet for fun

*self-testing that friend will pick up at 50th call*
*leaves a friend 17 missed calls*
*friend picks up at 18th call*
Me : Aw man! I lost a self-bet now I gotta give myself 10 $!

by @valine_alanine February 24, 2017

selener

someone we gotta keep an eye out for

buns out wiener but i gotta keep my eye out for selener

by kataaaaaaaaaa June 13, 2013

seleste

Beautiful girl who is not sure what she wants in life but she knows where she is going. She isnt noticed as much as she should be,but she doesnt care because soon her prince charming will come riding in from the sunset. She is the best kind of friend to have and her smile brightens the room. If you have a seleste, treat her the best you can

Seleste Beauty with big brown eyes

by doitfortheviiiiinnnnneeeee November 9, 2013

self destructive

A person or organization that does things or operates in such a manner that is not in their best interest. This can be caused by a mental deficiency or some other psychological disorder. The sad reality is that this condition not only harms the individual or organization, but also everyone associated with that person or organization.

Urban Dictionary has been operating in a self destructive mode for many years by not instituting a plan for allowing its volunteer editors to vote to remove homophobic, racist and misogynist definitions that have been "already suggested for removal" but were kept because of the immaturity or mental deficiency of some of its editors. These horrific definitions are then allowed to remain on the UD web page for eternity with no way of removing them.

by PY Love and Peace December 5, 2012

Self-gratifier

(noun) One who routinely "likes" their own Facebook comments, posts and photos and, more times than not, is usually the first if not the only one to do so.

(verb) self-gratify: The process of "liking" your own Facebook comments, posts and pictures.

Matt is a classic "self-gratifier." He always feels the need to immediately "like" his own Facebook comments as he knows its probably the only way he can get others to pay attention to what he has to say.

by bdkingst March 4, 2011

selcan

She's very intelligent and clever. She's a very friendly person and helps everyone. If you have a problem, you can always go to her. Fake people are nogo for her. She can forgive everyone but not trust them again.

A: Did you ever see Selcan?
B: Yasss, she's always there for me.
A: Oh. I think everyone needs a Selcan in their life.

by Yourdaddyyy January 21, 2017