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Poop-speeding

When you drive faster than the speed limit, trying to get home in a hurry, because you're having a number 2 emergency.
Travis had to go so bad, he was racing down the road, and a cop pulled him over while he was poop-speeding.
by Jakebreak July 7, 2009
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be seeing you!

A phrase of parting taken from the 1960's television series 'The Prisoner', and still in use today. Accompanied by making a circle with one's thumb and index finger, touching it to the forehead and giving a curt salute with the hand. Those in the know usually reply with the response from the series: "And you!"
"be seeing you!"
"and you!"
by Scott March 26, 2004
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attention seeking whore

1) someone who will do anything to get attention; namely whore herself out, sleep around, cry for no reason, dance like a slut, etc.
2) someone who has a folder full of their "selfies" on their desktop
3) someone who wears a shirt as a dress and says "oops!!"
4) she feels like she's in constant competition with people even though there CLEARLY is no competition
5) doesn't understand why "good guys don't like her" even though she's obvs a slut
Mary, you're such an attention seeking whore!! Pull your dress down!
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Sending files

Exposing a b**** in an Instagram group chat for talking shit. (Usually the worst pictures of them ever.)
🦐“I didn’t even talk shit about kylen”
🦈”oh well I heard he’s sending files of you in the other group chat
by Kylen Red December 21, 2020
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Couch Sending

When you sign up for a fitness event. Half marathon or longer. Typically involves some level of training. But, you don’t train. Sits on the couch instead. Then comes race day. Oppppps.
Bro! I’ve been training the last year for this sick trail marathon! Got through the whole Lord of the Rings, Netflix true crime documentaries and Star Wars series while I was training by reading about running from the couch. Couch sending!I got this!
by Senior BroBrah May 7, 2022
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Speding

A fat, fake, stupid dickhead. Usually has no friends and will work hard trying to be cool and fit in with the rest of the croud.
Look at that goon trying to be black, what a fucking Speding!
by Jermyn December 28, 2007
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The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.
My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.
by crashdagamer December 30, 2021
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