A Company Secretary is a senior position in a private sector company or public sector organisation, Also known as Compliance Officers, it is one of the positions that is a part of the key managerial personnel of any Company. Instagram @mission.cs
by Mission CS November 27, 2021
Get the Company Secretary mug.A secretary who is so incompetent at everything in her job description that she secretly throws people under the bus all day long because her only true skill is being a butt snorkeler.
I want to grow up to be a secretard just like her.
If only aptitude tests would offer secretard as a career option.
Secretards need not apply!
If only aptitude tests would offer secretard as a career option.
Secretards need not apply!
by Duh da duh December 26, 2008
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by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
Get the Secretary Terrorist mug.Noun.; An exceptionally promiscuous office secretary; a female(or male)dressed in the apparel of a slutty officer worker.
The girlfriend of the new C.E.O for Microsoft is DEFINITELY a sexretary, she's done every man in that workplace. And her office smells like a cheap rip off of Victoria's Secret, UGH!
by Pierre Villo May 14, 2008
Get the Sexretary mug.The winner of the 1973 Triple Crown (The winning of the Kentucky Derby, the Preakness Stakes, and the Belmont Stakes), considered to be one of the greatest racehorses of all time due to his many unbreakable records including the fastest time at the Kentucky Derby and his 31 length win at the Belmont. Also used in reference to a very fast runner who no one can keep with.
by Converto March 6, 2012
Get the Secretariat mug.Secretary, also known as Secret-ary. A female employed to sharpen pencils but is not very good at keeping Secrets around the office.
Fat Sharon: Hey - I heard that you blew the boss at the christmas party... Is that true?
Secretary: Yeah I did!
Secretary: Yeah I did!
by BeanwebOz June 25, 2008
Get the Secretary mug.one who works in an office/school who gets all the dirty work dumped on him/her. usually female, in 50s most boring , worst job complete opposite of anyone's real ambition probably worse than janitor cause you have to deal with snot nosed kids like the ones from my school
Student: Mr.Smith(teacher), somebody beat me up (tracks blood down hall)
Mr.Smith: Oh, go to Barbara (school secretary)
Barbara: go to your teacher
Student: But he told me to go to you!
Mr.Smith: Oh, go to Barbara (school secretary)
Barbara: go to your teacher
Student: But he told me to go to you!
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