taint second

an amount of time that is as long as it needs to be but as short as it can be.

Mary, can you give me a taint second?!

by jazzlover October 18, 2014

Springfield Secondary School

Known for its foolscap looking uniform, (which was recently changed) Springfield Secondary School is a School located in the West Side of Tampines. Springfield is also known for being budget.

Eh what school you go to ah?
Springfield Secondary School la, budget sia my school.

by professional autist February 18, 2019

5 Centimeters Per Second

2007 Japanese animated movie drama about time and love. Basically the Japanese version of The Notebook.

"The movie is named 5 Centimeters Per Second for the speed at which cherry blossom petals fall, petals being a metaphorical representation of humans, reminiscent of the slowness of life and how people often start together but slowly drift into their separate ways."

Did you cry while watching 5 Centimeters Per Second?

by ThreeLeafIvy December 25, 2007

North Vista Secondary School

A school where our VP is a funny person, but the principal made a lousy decision by not allowing fucking CCA t-shirts and Class t-shirts to be worn on Fridays. Being late for school can land you in the ICU, like literally, that is what they call the motherfucking detention. I know this is short but I'm fucking tired.

Once I finish PSLE, I want to go to North Vista Secondary School!

by NVPride August 19, 2021

Sinclair Secondary School

High school in Whitby, Ontario that is run by teachers who are unbelievably pretentious and think their school is the best. A high school that has a very high rate of teachers who's kids also attend the school and win every award possible.

Hey did John win the athlete of the year at "Sinclair Secondary School" last year?
Well yeah, his dad is the head of the gym department so its inevitable that he'll win.

by hellothere!!! December 9, 2010

Ripped him a second asshole

This can also be ripped her a second asshole. Originally this phrase meant to attack someone with vicious and overwhelming brutality but, over time the meaning changed to become to reprimand someone so totally and effectively that it effectively destroyed them. If you have ripped him (or her) a second asshole you have administered the ultimate put down.

Jay, you know that wanker Malcolm ruined the design for the new website? Well the boss called him into his office and ten minutes later Malcolm came out, he was pale and shaking and I think he'd pissed himself! The boss sure ripped him a second asshole and on top of that he got potted!

by Croatalin December 1, 2013

Second Shit

The shit that comes up soon after standing and putting on pants after already relieving oneself. Can even hit the five minute mark where one decides to hit. Sort of like a second wind for your butt.

Man, I had just buckled my pants and stepped out of the bathroom when that Second Shit hit me!

Aw weak, I hate when that happens.

by chocotaco! January 13, 2010