Seamus

A wedlock congressmen with his black jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic

Seamus is a satanist

by Djslimdick12453 October 14, 2019

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Seamus

Name of a person who should be shameful

Seamus, you shouldn’t have broken up with your girlfriend.

by Lowkeygangstershit April 15, 2022

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Seamus

A kind and charming Irishman.

Who did you meet at the function?

Oh a few people, none all too notable, but this one Seamus, a nice fella.

by Cheeto Finger August 15, 2024

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The act of storing additional luggage or gifts when traveling by automobile, particularly during the holidays, by strapping baggage to the roof of a car. (In the same manner Mitt Romney infamously transported his family dog, Seamus.)

We had so many presents we had to go seamus-ing after visiting Grandma.

Because we were seamus-ing, we could fit all the cousins AND the dog in one van for our trip to Myrtle Beach.

by StonesFan December 27, 2012

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dirty seamus

man who fucks dudes in the ass and then rubs peanut butter on another dude’s nipple just to lick it off

did you see the way i dirty seamus that guy yesterday

by doobskiez November 14, 2025

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seamus car

The talented drummer from American Thrash Metal band, Slayer II: Electric Boogaloo, also known as Negativity.

He is a god tier drummer and can Blast Beat at 240 bpm for 3 minutes.

Have you heard of Seamus Car? His Napalm Death covers are legendary!

by colewhite February 10, 2020

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