Dick Scurvy

When BrickBeard the Pirate's penis becomes infected, with gluten based germs, and falls off.

Yaaar! My hideous dick scurvy scared all the ladies away!

by The Gluten-Dairy Free December 22, 2023

Scurvy

Means that your a theif or you like to steal

Alexis stole my pen again!! That scurvy Bitch!!!

Da chiney like theif yo change

by Elusive_Firestorm August 12, 2019

scurvy

adjective to describe something cool; nice-looking.

Dammmn bro your new whip is scurvy!!

by aliensrcool January 3, 2017

The Scurvy Eye

The sexual act of a male reaching climax, pulling out, and ejaculating into his partner's eye with such force they have to wear an eye patch for at least a week.

The Scurvy eye Mark gave that girl looks like it really hurts!

by Heavy Hitters Club January 10, 2025

Scurvy

Someone who’s so salty it’ll be the death of them

Brian is so pissed he lost at pool. He’s scurvy as fuck

by Noelle Rocks January 4, 2024

SCURVY

To be lame or a L

Jerry is a scurvy ass nigga

by luuhkhris April 1, 2025

Scurvy’s Cure

A cocktail consisting of spiced rum (traditionally Captain Morgan’s) and orange juice in unmeasured quantities most would consider unsafe. Invented winter 2019 by some dumb college freshmen.

Scurvy’s Cure is such a good name for this cocktail I thought it was already a real thing for two whole weeks, until I learned my friend was the one who came up with it.

by ArrrMateyIveGotScurvyMeLads January 23, 2022