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Scurvy’s Cure

A cocktail consisting of spiced rum (traditionally Captain Morgan’s) and orange juice in unmeasured quantities most would consider unsafe. Invented winter 2019 by some dumb college freshmen.
Scurvy’s Cure is such a good name for this cocktail I thought it was already a real thing for two whole weeks, until I learned my friend was the one who came up with it.
by ArrrMateyIveGotScurvyMeLads January 23, 2022
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Scurvy sea dog c**t

An insult to a person that hasn’t received any fingerbangs but might send bikini pics to your ex
“You’re a liar! And YOU are a scurvy c**t! Off you go together you scurvy sea dog c**t!“
by swiftyc April 12, 2026
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Scurvy sea dog cunt

Someone who dumps you and then starts texting your friend
by queenslander_ April 12, 2026
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Dick scurvy

Not having sex for a prolonged time which might show some physical attributes.
Similar to the traditional scurvy which is vitamin C deficiency

Also known as sex deficiency.
Its been almost 10 months.., Jusus Christ I have dick scurvy now....
by Amove July 5, 2019
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l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy

what pirates say after winning
Pirate 1: "Yarg, ye beat me in coconut ball!"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"
by DoubleDickDan February 10, 2022
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nerd scurvy

Another name for Vitamin D deficiency. Comes from computer nerds not getting enough sunlight.
He's been at his computer for months without sunlight and it is affecting his health. Must be Nerd Scurvy.
by NerdScurvy March 12, 2014
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taco-scurvy

a deep sadness and longing caused by a lack of restaurants with good tacos, characterized by sadness at meals and general malaise. Became common in the 21st century as more people from California migrated to the population centers of the globe that are barren wastelands of great Mexican food.
I talked to Josh today, he sounded really off, took a while to get to the bottom of it, he is suffering from taco-scurvy. Amsterdam is a barren wasteland when it comes to good Mexican food. He should get on the first flight back to LA.
by iceberg5xx June 17, 2020
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